Neighbor's Daughter Tests The Limits of My Decency

My neighbor's daughter is constantly walking around without a bra. It's like she's testing my morality and decency. Why can't I stop looking at her in an immoral way? I'm seriously weighing the pros and cons of jail time just to have a quick bang with her. Why couldn't I been born with an on/off switch? I'd get more work done and be way further in life if I didn't have this thing between my legs that gets aroused everytime I see a goddamned nipple! FFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!